Quotes of the Week...I mean Month...or maybe every once in a while

It looks as if the kids have lost their funny antics over the last little while. Or, more likely, I've done a crap job at writing them down. Truth is a day doesn't go by where these two don't make me laugh with something they say. Whether they mean to or not they are hilarious. Here are the old quotes, going back over the whole year. My "quote of the week" has turned into the quote of the month or even quote of the quarter. But so have my weekly blog posts so...oh well.


"It's a good thing I'm potty trained, or I might pee my pants."
-Little Guy (Jan. 2010)

"It's my birthday tomorrow and I want people to do stuff for me."
-Pip-squeak (Jan. 2010)

After a game of Chess: "I'm sure it's no surprise to any of us that I've won."
-Little Guy (April 2010)

"This is obvious manipulation"
-Little Guy (June 2010)

After laughing at her own joke: "Oap! A little pee came out."
-Pip-squeak (July 2010)

Regarding Dr. Suess: "I find his artwork fascinating."
-Little Guy (August 2010)

While playing house with the pip-squeak (she's the mom I'm the daughter):
Me: "It's my birthday next week."
Her: "I know. I was there when you were born." (August 2010)

To mom: "We're best friends. Just like poo-poo and pee-pee."
-Pip-squeak (September 2010)

"I'm hungry...I either want sugar or marshmallows."
-Pip-squeak (December 2010)

"What do you think a whale's finpit smells like?"
-Little Guy (Feb. 2011)

"I will now count in English. Uno, Dos, Tres."
-Pip-squeak (March 2011)